1 00:00:07,220 --> 00:00:08,330 Bay: PREVIOUSLY ON "SWITCHED AT BIRTH"... 2 00:00:08,330 --> 00:00:09,800 - EXCUSE ME, HEY! - I'M SORRY. 3 00:00:09,800 --> 00:00:11,300 - IS THIS YOUR TRASH? - I'M OVERSEEING THE RENOVATION. 4 00:00:11,300 --> 00:00:13,700 - SO YEAH, I GUESS IT IS. - OKAY IF I TAKE THIS? 5 00:00:13,700 --> 00:00:14,800 MISDEMEANOR, ATTEMPTED EXTORTION-- 6 00:00:14,800 --> 00:00:18,310 I NEVER SAW THIS COMING. NOT FROM YOU. 7 00:00:18,310 --> 00:00:20,040 JOHN HATES ME. 8 00:00:20,040 --> 00:00:22,540 YOU GUYS HAD A REALLY GOOD RELATIONSHIP BEFORE. 9 00:00:22,540 --> 00:00:25,640 YOU NEED TO FIND A WAY TO REMIND HIM. 10 00:00:25,640 --> 00:00:27,540 I DON'T WANT TO PLAY WITH YOU SCRUBS. 11 00:00:27,540 --> 00:00:29,050 FINE. YOU DON'T WANT TO PLAY FIELD HOCKEY. 12 00:00:29,050 --> 00:00:30,520 HOW ABOUT BASKETBALL? IF I WIN, 13 00:00:30,520 --> 00:00:32,080 THEN YOU'VE GOTTA JOIN THE TEAM. 14 00:00:32,080 --> 00:00:33,420 I WIN, YOU DRIVE ME TO SCHOOL EVERY MORNING. 15 00:00:33,420 --> 00:00:35,620 - ( groans ) - ( cheers ) 16 00:00:35,620 --> 00:00:37,420 SEE YOU AT 7:00. 17 00:00:37,420 --> 00:00:38,660 YOU'RE HERE TO PLAY. 18 00:00:38,660 --> 00:00:40,660 IF SHE'S THE BEST PLAYER YOU'VE GOT, 19 00:00:40,660 --> 00:00:42,060 YOU'RE GOING TO NEED ME. 20 00:00:42,060 --> 00:00:43,730 - WHAT? - HER TIRE WAS SLASHED 21 00:00:43,730 --> 00:00:45,290 THE FIRST DAY BACK AT SCHOOL. 22 00:02:44,550 --> 00:02:46,550 ( theme music playing ) 23 00:02:51,260 --> 00:02:52,760 OH, THAT'S NOT GOOD. 24 00:02:52,760 --> 00:02:54,490 ( sighing ) 25 00:02:54,490 --> 00:02:55,760 HEY. 26 00:02:55,760 --> 00:02:58,300 OH, CRAP. YOU PROBABLY WANT BREAKFAST. 27 00:02:58,300 --> 00:03:00,600 SINCE WHEN DO YOU MAKE ME BREAKFAST? 28 00:03:00,600 --> 00:03:02,770 AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING AWAKE SO EARLY? 29 00:03:02,770 --> 00:03:04,230 I COULDN'T SLEEP. 30 00:03:04,230 --> 00:03:05,600 EVEN IN MY DREAMS, 31 00:03:05,600 --> 00:03:07,730 I KEEP HUNTING FOR NEW CLIENTS FOR KandD. 32 00:03:07,730 --> 00:03:08,980 HOW'S IT GOING? 33 00:03:08,980 --> 00:03:11,640 I NEED TO COME UP WITH A LESS SHAMELESS VERSION 34 00:03:11,640 --> 00:03:13,410 OF "DEAR BUCKNER PARENT I DON'T KNOW." 35 00:03:13,410 --> 00:03:14,740 ( laughs ) 36 00:03:14,740 --> 00:03:17,780 AND THEN THERE'S THIS PROJECT MANAGER GUY. 37 00:03:17,780 --> 00:03:19,420 I MET HIM WHEN I WAS DUMPSTER DIVING 38 00:03:19,420 --> 00:03:20,920 AT THIS BUILDING HE WAS RENOVATING. 39 00:03:20,920 --> 00:03:22,650 WAS THAT IN A SANDRA BULLOCK MOVIE? 40 00:03:22,650 --> 00:03:24,950 ( laughs ) YEAH, I KNOW. 41 00:03:24,950 --> 00:03:26,920 JUST TRYING TO WORK EVERY ANGLE 42 00:03:26,920 --> 00:03:28,860 I CAN THINK OF. 43 00:03:28,860 --> 00:03:30,730 I'M NOT REALLY SURE THAT I CAN PULL THIS OFF. 44 00:03:30,730 --> 00:03:32,700 IS THERE ANYTHING I CAN DO? 45 00:03:32,700 --> 00:03:33,930 NOT UNLESS YOU'VE GOT AN EXTRA 50 GRAND 46 00:03:33,930 --> 00:03:35,400 TO REMODEL YOUR BEDROOM? 47 00:03:35,400 --> 00:03:36,930 ( laughs ) 48 00:03:36,930 --> 00:03:38,710 YOU HAVE PRACTICE THIS EARLY? 49 00:03:38,710 --> 00:03:40,540 NO, I LOST A BET. 50 00:03:40,540 --> 00:03:44,010 SO I HAVE TO PICK UP THIS GIRL IN KENDALL PARK. 51 00:03:44,010 --> 00:03:45,540 WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT. 52 00:03:45,540 --> 00:03:47,910 IS EVERYTHING ELSE OKAY? SCHOOL, THE CLINIC? 53 00:03:47,910 --> 00:03:50,280 ALL GOOD. 54 00:03:50,280 --> 00:03:53,380 MAYBE I SHOULD RENAME THE BUSINESS "RandD." 55 00:03:53,380 --> 00:03:55,950 AT LEAST OUR INITIALS CAN BE TOGETHER. 56 00:04:00,730 --> 00:04:03,260 ( sighs ) 57 00:04:09,940 --> 00:04:11,770 HI. 58 00:04:11,770 --> 00:04:13,700 OUR FIRST GAME'S TOMORROW. 59 00:04:13,700 --> 00:04:14,970 WILL YOU BE THERE? 60 00:04:14,970 --> 00:04:16,770 WILL YOU? 61 00:04:16,770 --> 00:04:18,780 DON'T YOU HAVE COMMUNITY SERVICE AT THE CLINIC? 62 00:04:18,780 --> 00:04:20,310 ( sighs ) 63 00:04:20,310 --> 00:04:22,950 I WORKED MY SCHEDULE AROUND THE GAME. 64 00:04:22,950 --> 00:04:25,380 AH. 65 00:04:25,380 --> 00:04:27,310 COUNT ME IN. 66 00:04:29,990 --> 00:04:31,890 HEY. 67 00:04:33,860 --> 00:04:35,990 SO YOU READY? 68 00:04:35,990 --> 00:04:37,920 I'D BETTER BE. JOHN'S GONNA BE THERE. 69 00:04:37,920 --> 00:04:39,400 WHAT? 70 00:04:39,400 --> 00:04:42,430 HE'S COMING TO OUR FIRST GAME? 71 00:04:42,430 --> 00:04:45,770 I JUST THOUGHT WE'D HAVE A FEW GAMES UNDER OUR BELT 72 00:04:45,770 --> 00:04:48,030 BEFORE HE SHOWED UP AND TOLD ME EVERYTHING 73 00:04:48,030 --> 00:04:49,680 I'M DOING WRONG. 74 00:04:49,680 --> 00:04:50,810 YOU'RE NOT DOING ANYTHING WRONG. 75 00:04:50,810 --> 00:04:52,540 THE TEAM'S GONNA BE FINE. 76 00:04:52,540 --> 00:04:54,540 HUH? IF I CAN JUST GET YOU AND SHAREE 77 00:04:54,540 --> 00:04:57,580 TO WORK TOGETHER, THEN WE MIGHT HAVE A CHANCE. 78 00:04:59,320 --> 00:05:01,420 I CAN DO THAT. 79 00:05:02,420 --> 00:05:04,350 THANKS. 80 00:05:07,890 --> 00:05:09,000 HONEY. 81 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:10,800 YOU WANT SOME RASPBERRY FOR YOUR CEREAL? 82 00:05:10,800 --> 00:05:12,560 WHAT? NO. 83 00:05:12,560 --> 00:05:14,000 NO, WAIT. OH, I DON'T KNOW. 84 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:15,000 ( groans ) 85 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:16,960 IT'S AWFULLY EARLY IN THE SCHOOL YEAR 86 00:05:16,960 --> 00:05:19,870 FOR YOU TO BE SO STRESSED OUT. 87 00:05:19,870 --> 00:05:21,870 I'M TRYING TO FIGURE OUT 88 00:05:21,870 --> 00:05:23,710 ALL MY STUFF FOR EARLY ADMISSION INTO PRATT, 89 00:05:23,710 --> 00:05:25,770 AND THERE'S JUST, LIKE, A LOT... 90 00:05:25,770 --> 00:05:27,370 WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT GRANDPA BILL WOULD SAY. 91 00:05:27,370 --> 00:05:28,950 "YOU GOTTA DIVERSIFY. 92 00:05:28,950 --> 00:05:30,850 PROVE TO THEM THAT YOU'RE NOT THE TOTALLY AVERAGE PERSON 93 00:05:30,850 --> 00:05:32,380 THAT I KNOW YOU ARE." 94 00:05:32,380 --> 00:05:34,520 YOU'RE NOT AVERAGE, AND NEITHER IS BAY. 95 00:05:34,520 --> 00:05:35,980 COMPARED TO THE THOUSANDS OF KIDS 96 00:05:35,980 --> 00:05:37,950 APPLYING FOR LIKE 40 SPOTS, 97 00:05:37,950 --> 00:05:39,090 I MIGHT BE. 98 00:05:39,090 --> 00:05:40,930 I JUST HOPE A RECOMMENDATION LETTER 99 00:05:40,930 --> 00:05:42,960 FROM TERESA LEDARSKY WILL MEAN SOMETHING. 100 00:05:42,960 --> 00:05:44,590 TERESA WHO? 101 00:05:44,590 --> 00:05:46,030 MY ART TEACHER. 102 00:05:46,030 --> 00:05:47,990 SHE WAS A VERY IMPORTANT FIGURE 103 00:05:47,990 --> 00:05:49,700 IN THE '80s PERFORMANCE ART SCENE. 104 00:05:49,700 --> 00:05:50,900 Kathryn: PERFORMANCE ART? 105 00:05:50,900 --> 00:05:52,100 Bay: YEAH. 106 00:05:52,100 --> 00:05:53,470 YOU MAY NOT BE THAT IMPRESSED WITH HER WORK, 107 00:05:53,470 --> 00:05:54,870 BUT PRATT WILL BE. 108 00:05:54,870 --> 00:05:55,900 I JUST HOPE THAT SHE'S IMPRESSED WITH ME. 109 00:05:55,900 --> 00:05:57,570 ( sighs ) 110 00:05:57,570 --> 00:05:59,950 OKAY. GO GET 'EM, TIGER. 111 00:05:59,950 --> 00:06:00,880 SEE YOU AT PRACTICE. 112 00:06:00,880 --> 00:06:02,680 ( groans ) 113 00:06:02,680 --> 00:06:03,850 ( exhales ) 114 00:06:05,110 --> 00:06:07,810 OH, HONEY, I HAVE SOME LEFTOVER TUNA SALAD 115 00:06:07,810 --> 00:06:09,560 FOR LUNCH IF YOU WANT IT. 116 00:06:09,560 --> 00:06:10,890 AH, THAT'S OKAY. 117 00:06:10,890 --> 00:06:12,660 I ACTUALLY WANTED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT SOMETHING. 118 00:06:12,660 --> 00:06:14,120 AND I HOPE YOU DON'T FREAK OUT 119 00:06:14,120 --> 00:06:16,020 OR BURST INTO TEARS. 120 00:06:16,020 --> 00:06:18,060 WHAT? 121 00:06:18,060 --> 00:06:20,830 I'M THINKING ABOUT GETTING MY OWN PLACE. 122 00:06:21,930 --> 00:06:23,970 I TALKED TO DAD ALREADY, AND HE'S COOL WITH IT. 123 00:06:23,970 --> 00:06:25,970 YOU TALKED TO DAD? 124 00:06:25,970 --> 00:06:27,830 WELL, I DIDN'T WANT TO LEAVE YOU OUT. 125 00:06:27,830 --> 00:06:29,540 I JUST TOLD HIM I WANTED TO TALK ABOUT IT 126 00:06:29,540 --> 00:06:31,880 WITH YOU MYSELF. 127 00:06:31,880 --> 00:06:35,140 WELL, I'M EXCITED FOR YOU. 128 00:06:35,140 --> 00:06:36,910 YOU ARE? 129 00:06:36,910 --> 00:06:40,020 OF COURSE. IT'S YOUR FIRST PLACE. 130 00:06:40,020 --> 00:06:41,550 HAVE YOU FOUND ANYTHING YET? 131 00:06:41,550 --> 00:06:43,120 DO YOU NEED HELP? 132 00:06:43,120 --> 00:06:45,120 WELL, THERE WAS THIS ONE PLACE 133 00:06:45,120 --> 00:06:46,950 THAT WE LOOKED AT BEFORE THE WEDDING, 134 00:06:46,950 --> 00:06:48,050 BUT IT'S GONE. 135 00:06:48,050 --> 00:06:50,660 I'M CHECKING OUT A FEW LATER ON TODAY. 136 00:06:50,660 --> 00:06:52,430 YOU KNOW WHAT, RENZO HAS A FRIEND 137 00:06:52,430 --> 00:06:53,760 THAT'S A RENTAL AGENT. 138 00:06:53,760 --> 00:06:55,630 I'LL CALL HIM AND SEE IF HE CAN HELP OUT. 139 00:06:55,630 --> 00:06:57,660 GREAT. 140 00:06:57,660 --> 00:07:00,110 THANKS! 141 00:07:10,850 --> 00:07:12,580 ( horn honks ) 142 00:07:18,220 --> 00:07:19,890 ( sighs ) 143 00:07:23,060 --> 00:07:24,890 MORNING! SORRY I'M LATE. 144 00:07:24,890 --> 00:07:25,930 WHITE GIRL ON THIS SIDE OF TOWN... 145 00:07:25,930 --> 00:07:28,940 THOUGHT MAYBE YOU GOT CARJACKED. 146 00:07:32,200 --> 00:07:34,770 I DROVE THROUGH NORM'S. 147 00:07:34,770 --> 00:07:36,770 GOT YOUR BREAKFAST BURRITO. 148 00:07:36,770 --> 00:07:38,510 THANKS. 149 00:07:38,510 --> 00:07:40,950 SO TOBY AND I WERE TALKING ABOUT FIELD HOCKEY 150 00:07:40,950 --> 00:07:43,950 THIS MORNING, AND LET'S FACE IT-- 151 00:07:43,950 --> 00:07:45,850 YOU AND I ARE GOING TO BE CARRYING THIS TEAM. 152 00:07:45,850 --> 00:07:48,480 SO IF YOU EVER WANTED TO GO OVER THE PLAYBOOK AND-- 153 00:07:48,480 --> 00:07:50,590 WHY AREN'T WE MOVING? 154 00:07:50,590 --> 00:07:51,990 THE WHOLE DEAF THING. 155 00:07:51,990 --> 00:07:54,560 I CAN'T REALLY TALK AND DRIVE AT THE SAME TIME. 156 00:07:54,560 --> 00:07:57,960 UNLESS YOU'RE UP FOR A REALLY SCARY RIDE TO SCHOOL. 157 00:07:57,960 --> 00:08:01,070 WASN'T PLANNING ON TALKING. 158 00:08:01,070 --> 00:08:02,930 OKAY. 159 00:08:08,910 --> 00:08:10,580 IN AND OUT OF THE CONES. IN AND OUT. 160 00:08:10,580 --> 00:08:11,910 STAY LOW, STAY LOW. 161 00:08:11,910 --> 00:08:13,180 NICE JOB, NICE JOB. 162 00:08:13,180 --> 00:08:15,910 EYES UP! EYES UP! EYES UP. 163 00:08:15,910 --> 00:08:17,740 ALL RIGHT, BAY. HERE WE GO. 164 00:08:17,740 --> 00:08:19,250 SIDE TO SIDE. SIDE TO SIDE. 165 00:08:19,250 --> 00:08:20,590 RIGHT HAND A LITTLE LOWER. 166 00:08:20,590 --> 00:08:22,720 - OH, OKAY. - YOU GOT IT. 167 00:08:22,720 --> 00:08:24,650 ( pop music playing ) 168 00:08:24,650 --> 00:08:26,720 GOOD JOB, BAY. KEEP IT UP. 169 00:08:26,720 --> 00:08:29,730 ♪ CRY, CRY, UNFORGIVEN ♪ 170 00:08:29,730 --> 00:08:31,630 Girl: HEY! WATCH IT. 171 00:08:31,630 --> 00:08:34,160 - ♪ SOME PEOPLE THINK THEY KNOW ♪ - ( whistle tweets ) 172 00:08:34,160 --> 00:08:36,800 - ♪ SOMETIMES I THINK THEY KNOW ♪ - THAT'S IT. GOOD JOB. 173 00:08:36,800 --> 00:08:39,970 ♪ HEY, HEY, IT'S NOT THAT SIMPLE ♪ 174 00:08:41,670 --> 00:08:44,540 ♪ OOH, YOU GIRLS, YOU DRIVE ME CRAZY... ♪ 175 00:08:44,540 --> 00:08:46,610 SO HOW'S IT GOING WITH SHAREE? 176 00:08:46,610 --> 00:08:49,650 I TRIED TO TALK WITH HER ABOUT SOME PLAYS, 177 00:08:49,650 --> 00:08:52,080 BUT SHE TOTALLY SHUT ME DOWN. 178 00:08:55,920 --> 00:08:57,950 ( grunts ) 179 00:08:57,950 --> 00:08:59,260 ( cheering ) 180 00:08:59,260 --> 00:09:01,890 I'D SAY STICK WITH THE NOT-TALKING THING. 181 00:09:01,890 --> 00:09:03,660 YEAH. 182 00:09:03,660 --> 00:09:06,790 NICE SHOT. 183 00:09:06,790 --> 00:09:08,190 SO WHERE'D YOU LEARN THAT? 184 00:09:08,190 --> 00:09:10,770 IT'S CALLED YOUTUBE. 185 00:09:10,770 --> 00:09:12,670 OKAY... 186 00:09:12,670 --> 00:09:15,040 LET'S SEE WHAT YOU TWO CAN DO WITH SOME GIVE AND GOs. 187 00:09:15,040 --> 00:09:16,770 - SURE. - LET'S KEEP GOING, GUYS. 188 00:09:16,770 --> 00:09:18,100 HERE WE GO, HERE WE GO, HERE WE GO. 189 00:09:18,100 --> 00:09:21,080 HEY, BAY. COME ON. 190 00:09:22,680 --> 00:09:25,750 ♪ SO LET'S TAKE ANOTHER ROAD ♪ 191 00:09:25,750 --> 00:09:27,980 ( all cheering ) 192 00:09:27,980 --> 00:09:29,720 ♪ ANOTHER ROAD ♪ 193 00:09:29,720 --> 00:09:32,020 ♪ LET'S TAKE ANOTHER ROAD ♪ 194 00:09:32,020 --> 00:09:35,120 ♪ ANOTHER ROAD ♪ 195 00:09:35,120 --> 00:09:36,890 ♪ LET'S TAKE ANOTHER ROAD ♪ 196 00:09:36,890 --> 00:09:39,000 - WHOA. - ( cheering ) 197 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:41,630 ♪ ANOTHER ROAD ♪ 198 00:09:41,630 --> 00:09:43,670 - ♪ OOH, YOU GIRLS, YOU DRIVE ME CRAZY ♪ - SEE? THIS IS WHY 199 00:09:43,670 --> 00:09:45,230 YOU HAVE ME ON THE BENCH. 200 00:09:45,230 --> 00:09:47,230 ♪ OOH, YOU GIRLS, YOU DRIVE ME CRAZY ♪ 201 00:09:47,230 --> 00:09:49,880 YEAH! YOU TWO ARE LIKE LEBRON AND WADE OUT THERE. 202 00:09:49,880 --> 00:09:52,880 YEAH, I'M LEBRON. SHE'S WADE. 203 00:09:52,880 --> 00:09:56,110 ♪ OOH, YOU GIRLS, YOU DRIVE ME CRAZY. ♪ 204 00:09:57,740 --> 00:09:59,750 YES, IT'S A TOILET. 205 00:09:59,750 --> 00:10:01,820 BUT IT'S ALSO A QUESTION. 206 00:10:01,820 --> 00:10:03,720 DUCHAMP IS PLAYING WITH THE WHOLE IDEA 207 00:10:03,720 --> 00:10:05,190 OF ART AS A COMMODITY. 208 00:10:05,190 --> 00:10:08,220 AS SOMETHING THAT YOU CAN BUY TO SHOW STATUS AND PRIVILEGE. 209 00:10:08,220 --> 00:10:09,960 IT'S ALSO HILARIOUS. 210 00:10:09,960 --> 00:10:11,330 EXACTLY. 211 00:10:11,330 --> 00:10:14,330 THAT'S WHY WE'RE STILL TALKING ABOUT IT 100 YEARS LATER. 212 00:10:14,330 --> 00:10:15,930 ( chuckles ) 213 00:10:15,930 --> 00:10:18,030 OKAY, WE'LL PICK THIS UP ON THURSDAY. 214 00:10:18,030 --> 00:10:19,410 REMEMBER, NO CLASS TOMORROW, 215 00:10:19,410 --> 00:10:21,670 AND GET THOSE PAPER PROPOSALS IN. 216 00:10:27,770 --> 00:10:28,980 WELL, GREAT. 217 00:10:28,980 --> 00:10:30,650 NOW I'M JUST SUPPOSED TO TELL THE DIFFERENCE 218 00:10:30,650 --> 00:10:33,050 BETWEEN SMART DUMBASS AND JUST DUMBASS. 219 00:10:33,050 --> 00:10:34,320 WHY ARE YOU STILL CARRYING THAT THING? 220 00:10:34,320 --> 00:10:35,680 I THOUGHT YOU PLEDGED ALREADY. 221 00:10:35,680 --> 00:10:37,680 YEAH, I GOT CAUGHT WITHOUT THE BRICK AGAIN. 222 00:10:37,680 --> 00:10:39,060 KIND OF GETTING USED TO IT, THOUGH. 223 00:10:39,060 --> 00:10:40,760 YOU HEADING OUT? 224 00:10:40,760 --> 00:10:42,330 UH, HANG ON. 225 00:10:42,330 --> 00:10:44,860 OKAY. 226 00:10:44,860 --> 00:10:46,230 PROFESSOR LEDARSKY. 227 00:10:46,230 --> 00:10:48,060 TERESA. 228 00:10:48,060 --> 00:10:49,900 I WAS WONDERING IF YOU WOULD BE WILLING 229 00:10:49,900 --> 00:10:51,400 TO HELP ME OUT WITH MY APPLICATION TO PRATT. 230 00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:53,840 I REALLY NEED A LETTER OF RECOMMENDATION. 231 00:10:53,840 --> 00:10:54,970 AND I KNOW WE JUST GOT STARTED, 232 00:10:54,970 --> 00:10:56,270 BUT IT WOULD BE SO AMAZING 233 00:10:56,270 --> 00:10:57,740 IF YOU WOULD CONSIDER WRITING ME ONE. 234 00:10:57,740 --> 00:11:00,380 UM, I REALLY DON'T HAVE MUCH TO GO ON. 235 00:11:00,380 --> 00:11:02,310 I KNOW, WHICH IS WHY 236 00:11:02,310 --> 00:11:05,180 MAYBE I COULD HELP YOU OUT AT YOUR STUDIO. 237 00:11:05,180 --> 00:11:07,150 YOU COULD LOOK AT SOME OF MY WORK. 238 00:11:07,150 --> 00:11:09,360 WELL, ACTUALLY, 239 00:11:09,360 --> 00:11:11,820 I'M IN A SHOW IN MINNEAPOLIS TOMORROW. 240 00:11:11,820 --> 00:11:14,420 IF YOU WOULDN'T MIND HELPING LOADING A 200-POUND 241 00:11:14,420 --> 00:11:16,990 BRONZE SCULPTURE INTO AN OLD STATION WAGON, 242 00:11:16,990 --> 00:11:18,930 DRIVING SIX HOURS, 243 00:11:18,930 --> 00:11:21,200 EATING SOME CHEESE, LOOKING AT SOME ART, 244 00:11:21,200 --> 00:11:22,930 I WOULDN'T MIND THE HELP. 245 00:11:22,930 --> 00:11:24,800 THAT SOUNDS PERFECT. 246 00:11:24,800 --> 00:11:29,280 WE MAY NEED SOME HELP WITH THE LOADING PART. 247 00:11:31,110 --> 00:11:32,440 TANK. 248 00:11:32,440 --> 00:11:35,740 HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO ROAD-TRIP WITH ME TO MINNEAPOLIS, 249 00:11:35,740 --> 00:11:38,340 EARN MAJOR BROWNIE POINTS FROM TERESA, 250 00:11:38,340 --> 00:11:40,090 LOOK AT SOME FUNKY ART, AND EAT REALLY BAD ROAD FOOD? 251 00:11:40,090 --> 00:11:41,990 UH, DUDE-- 252 00:11:41,990 --> 00:11:43,820 YOU HAD ME AT "ROAD TRIP." 253 00:11:43,820 --> 00:11:44,890 ( chuckles ) 254 00:11:48,760 --> 00:11:51,760 ( distant police radio chatter ) 255 00:13:20,220 --> 00:13:21,150 I CAN'T GET OVER HOW INCREDIBLE THAT PLACE WAS. 256 00:13:21,150 --> 00:13:23,150 IT'S LIKE LIVING IN NEW YORK. 257 00:13:23,150 --> 00:13:24,590 MOM, YOU'VE NEVER LIVED IN NEW YORK. 258 00:13:24,590 --> 00:13:27,190 THAT LITTLE CORNER STORE-- YOU COULD JUST RUN OVER THERE 259 00:13:27,190 --> 00:13:28,490 IF YOU NEED SOME MILK. 260 00:13:28,490 --> 00:13:30,130 IT'S A SUPER-CONVENIENT CONVENIENCE STORE. 261 00:13:30,130 --> 00:13:33,200 WELL, ACTUALLY, I COULD JUST BRING SOME BY. 262 00:13:33,200 --> 00:13:36,100 IT'S THAT CLOSE. 263 00:13:36,100 --> 00:13:37,830 YOU COULD EVEN DO YOUR LAUNDRY HERE. 264 00:13:37,830 --> 00:13:40,140 OH, AND I KNOW THAT YOUR DAD 265 00:13:40,140 --> 00:13:43,140 IS GONNA LOVE THAT GRILL IN THE BACKYARD. 266 00:13:43,140 --> 00:13:44,510 ( sighs ) I JUST-- 267 00:13:44,510 --> 00:13:46,140 I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN AFFORD IT. 268 00:13:46,140 --> 00:13:48,070 I READ SOMEWHERE THAT RENT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE 269 00:13:48,070 --> 00:13:49,880 MORE THAN 1/3 OF YOUR MONTHLY INCOME. 270 00:13:49,880 --> 00:13:52,280 OH! WE COULD HELP YOU. 271 00:13:52,280 --> 00:13:54,450 - REALLY? - YEAH, WE WERE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY 272 00:13:54,450 --> 00:13:56,980 FOR YOUR HOUSING IN COLLEGE ANYWAY, SO... 273 00:13:56,980 --> 00:13:59,160 I GUESS. 274 00:13:59,160 --> 00:14:00,560 Bay: HEY! 275 00:14:00,560 --> 00:14:02,460 SO GREAT NEWS. 276 00:14:02,460 --> 00:14:05,160 REMEMBER THAT LETTER OF RECOMMENDATION 277 00:14:05,160 --> 00:14:06,990 I NEEDED FROM MY ART TEACHER? 278 00:14:06,990 --> 00:14:09,240 SHE IS HAVING AN ART SHOW TOMORROW IN MINNEAPOLIS 279 00:14:09,240 --> 00:14:11,170 AND SHE INVITED ME TO HELP HER OUT. 280 00:14:11,170 --> 00:14:12,970 IT WOULD BE A GREAT OPPORTUNITY 281 00:14:12,970 --> 00:14:14,640 FOR ME TO BE EXPOSED TO THE ART WORLD 282 00:14:14,640 --> 00:14:16,440 WITH A REAL ARTIST, AND ALL I NEED FROM YOU 283 00:14:16,440 --> 00:14:17,640 IS PERMISSION TO GO. 284 00:14:17,640 --> 00:14:19,350 WELL, OKAY. I GUESS. 285 00:14:19,350 --> 00:14:22,310 ACTUALLY, YOU ALSO NEED PERMISSION FROM YOUR COACH. 286 00:14:22,310 --> 00:14:25,050 BECAUSE YOU HAVE A GAME TOMORROW. 287 00:14:25,050 --> 00:14:26,410 EVERYONE ELSE HAS A GAME. 288 00:14:26,410 --> 00:14:28,080 I HAVE A DATE WITH A BENCH. 289 00:14:28,080 --> 00:14:30,490 YOU HAVE AN OBLIGATION TO YOUR TEAM. 290 00:14:30,490 --> 00:14:32,420 WHY DON'T YOU JUST PLAY THE GAME 291 00:14:32,420 --> 00:14:34,160 - AND THEN GO? - THE SHOW'S IN THE AFTERNOON. 292 00:14:34,160 --> 00:14:36,420 I'D MISS THE WHOLE THING. 293 00:14:36,420 --> 00:14:38,060 I NEED MY PLAYERS ON THE FIELD. 294 00:14:38,060 --> 00:14:40,100 YOU HAVE A CHOICE TO MAKE. 295 00:14:40,100 --> 00:14:43,300 BETWEEN ART AND FIELD HOCKEY-- 296 00:14:43,300 --> 00:14:45,270 WHAT DO YOU THINK I'M GOING TO PICK? 297 00:14:45,270 --> 00:14:47,470 FINE. YOU'RE OFF THE TEAM. 298 00:14:50,140 --> 00:14:52,140 AM I SUPPOSED TO BE UPSET? 299 00:14:53,280 --> 00:14:56,240 THEN I RAN A WIRE THROUGH THE FAUCET 300 00:14:56,240 --> 00:14:58,110 AND PUT A SWITCH ON THE SPIGOT, 301 00:14:58,110 --> 00:14:59,290 AND THERE YOU GO. 302 00:14:59,290 --> 00:15:01,190 THE FRUITS OF YOUR DUMPSTER. 303 00:15:01,190 --> 00:15:03,250 INTERESTING. 304 00:15:03,250 --> 00:15:05,150 I HAVE TO ADMIT-- I DIDN'T COME HERE 305 00:15:05,150 --> 00:15:06,420 JUST TO SHOW YOU A LAMP. 306 00:15:06,420 --> 00:15:08,320 WHEN I'M NOT DIGGING THROUGH DUMPSTERS, 307 00:15:08,320 --> 00:15:10,600 I ALSO RUN KandD DESIGN. 308 00:15:10,600 --> 00:15:12,160 WE'RE A SMALL FIRM, BUT WE'VE DONE A LOT 309 00:15:12,160 --> 00:15:13,630 OF DIFFERENT WORK SPACES. 310 00:15:13,630 --> 00:15:16,360 I DEFINITELY THINK WE CAN HELP YOU WITH THIS ONE. 311 00:15:16,360 --> 00:15:18,970 YEAH, I COULD USE SOME HELP WITH MY FURNITURE. 312 00:15:18,970 --> 00:15:20,940 MAYBE YOU JUST NEED THE RIGHT DESIGNER. 313 00:15:20,940 --> 00:15:24,940 I TOOK THE LIBERTY OF BRINGING OUR LOOKBOOK. 314 00:15:24,940 --> 00:15:28,410 THIS WAS A RAW SPACE WHEN WE STARTED. 315 00:15:28,410 --> 00:15:30,050 WE KEPT THE OPENNESS. 316 00:15:30,050 --> 00:15:31,980 AND THIS WAS A PRINT SHOP 317 00:15:31,980 --> 00:15:33,280 THAT JUST NEEDED A QUICK MAKEOVER. 318 00:15:33,280 --> 00:15:36,180 YEAH. I LIKE YOUR LAMP. 319 00:15:36,180 --> 00:15:39,090 THE WHOLE IDEA OF REPURPOSING DISCARDED STUFF. 320 00:15:39,090 --> 00:15:40,960 - THAT'S GOOD. - YEAH. 321 00:15:40,960 --> 00:15:43,260 - ARE YOU FREE TOMORROW? - I-- I CAN BE. 322 00:15:43,260 --> 00:15:45,090 - HEY, JESS! - YEAH. 323 00:15:45,090 --> 00:15:47,260 CAN WE GET ANOTHER ONE ON THE FLIGHT TO DENVER TOMORROW? 324 00:15:47,260 --> 00:15:48,230 WE'RE FLYING? 325 00:15:48,230 --> 00:15:49,570 IS THAT A PROBLEM? 326 00:15:49,570 --> 00:15:51,100 OH! NO, I JUST-- 327 00:15:51,100 --> 00:15:53,270 SO LAST MINUTE, I DIDN'T WANT TO PUT YOU OUT. 328 00:15:53,270 --> 00:15:54,370 OH, YOU'RE NOT PUTTING ANYONE OUT. 329 00:15:54,370 --> 00:15:55,700 IT'S MY JET. 330 00:15:55,700 --> 00:15:57,670 YOU DON'T HAVE A DESK, 331 00:15:57,670 --> 00:15:59,080 BUT YOU HAVE A JET. 332 00:15:59,080 --> 00:16:00,410 YEAH. 333 00:16:00,410 --> 00:16:02,510 HUH. OKAY. 334 00:16:02,510 --> 00:16:05,510 HEY, DID YOU SEE THE JAYHAWKS PLAY IOWA LAST NIGHT? 335 00:16:05,510 --> 00:16:07,380 MM-HMM. WHAT'S THE SIGN FOR JAYHAWKS? 336 00:16:07,380 --> 00:16:09,220 - JAYHAWKS. - JAYHAWKS. 337 00:16:09,220 --> 00:16:11,160 MAN, THAT'S COOL. I NEEDED TO KNOW THAT ONE 338 00:16:11,160 --> 00:16:12,520 'CAUSE THIS YEAR WE'RE GOING ALL THE WAY. 339 00:16:12,520 --> 00:16:14,020 MM-HMM. 340 00:16:14,020 --> 00:16:15,320 WHAT ARE YOU DOING AFTER SCHOOL? 341 00:16:15,320 --> 00:16:16,620 GOTTA GET TO MY JOB. WHY? 342 00:16:16,620 --> 00:16:18,260 JUST WONDERING IF YOU WANTED 343 00:16:18,260 --> 00:16:19,500 TO SQUEEZE IN ONE MORE PRACTICE. 344 00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:21,300 WHY ARE YOU SO WORRIED ABOUT THIS GAME? 345 00:16:21,300 --> 00:16:22,500 IT'S NOT LIKE IT'S THE PLAYOFFS. 346 00:16:22,500 --> 00:16:24,300 NOT THAT WE'LL EVER GET THAT FAR. 347 00:16:24,300 --> 00:16:27,070 UH, MY DAD'S GONNA BE THERE. 348 00:16:27,070 --> 00:16:28,470 AND I JUST KIND OF WANTED US TO DO GOOD. 349 00:16:28,470 --> 00:16:30,480 MM, JUST KEEP GETTING THE BALL TO ME, 350 00:16:30,480 --> 00:16:31,740 AND WE'LL BE FINE. 351 00:16:31,740 --> 00:16:33,280 ( chuckles softly ) 352 00:16:38,010 --> 00:16:39,220 WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 353 00:16:39,220 --> 00:16:42,020 SHAREE GIFFORD, WHY? 354 00:16:42,020 --> 00:16:43,320 STAND OVER THERE. 355 00:16:43,320 --> 00:16:45,290 WHAT'D WE DO? 356 00:16:45,290 --> 00:16:47,550 USE THE WRONG WATER FOUNTAIN? 357 00:16:47,550 --> 00:16:50,100 - LOCKER SEARCH. - YOU CAN'T DO THAT. 358 00:16:50,100 --> 00:16:52,200 YEAH, WE CAN. IT'S SCHOOL PROPERTY. 359 00:17:41,580 --> 00:17:43,250 OH, HEY! 360 00:17:43,250 --> 00:17:45,250 SOMEONE PUT HOFFMAN'S FIRST SCRIMMAGE ONLINE. 361 00:17:45,250 --> 00:17:47,780 WE SHOULD TOTALLY PUT SHAREE ON THEIR LEFT DEFENDER. 362 00:17:47,780 --> 00:17:50,220 I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH PRINCIPAL ROSE. 363 00:17:50,220 --> 00:17:53,760 SHAREE IS NOT GOING TO BE PLAYING IN THE GAME TOMORROW. 364 00:17:53,760 --> 00:17:54,820 WHY NOT? 365 00:17:56,520 --> 00:17:59,130 THEY FOUND A KNIFE IN HER LOCKER. 366 00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:03,230 SO SHE GOT EXPELLED. 367 00:18:11,780 --> 00:18:13,440 ( sighs ) 368 00:18:19,320 --> 00:18:20,650 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 369 00:18:20,650 --> 00:18:23,250 TOBY TOLD ME YOU GOT EXPELLED FROM SCHOOL. 370 00:18:23,250 --> 00:18:25,120 YEAH. ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, 371 00:18:25,120 --> 00:18:26,550 YOU DON'T HAVE TO PICK ME UP ANYMORE. 372 00:18:26,550 --> 00:18:27,790 HOW CAN YOU MAKE A JOKE ABOUT THIS? 373 00:18:27,790 --> 00:18:29,400 WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? 374 00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:31,660 THE PRINCIPAL SAID I'M LUCKY SHE DIDN'T CALL THE COPS. 375 00:18:31,660 --> 00:18:34,430 - WHY DID YOU HAVE A KNIFE? - IT WAS A BOX CUTTER. 376 00:18:34,430 --> 00:18:35,660 A WHAT? 377 00:18:35,660 --> 00:18:37,260 I TOLD YOU I WORK AFTER SCHOOL. 378 00:18:37,260 --> 00:18:40,640 I CUT OPEN BOXES AT A GROCERY STORE. 379 00:18:40,640 --> 00:18:42,310 I MUST HAVE LEFT IT IN MY BAG. 380 00:18:42,310 --> 00:18:44,770 WHY DIDN'T THE METAL DETECTORS CATCH IT? 381 00:18:44,770 --> 00:18:46,170 I DON'T KNOW. 382 00:18:46,170 --> 00:18:47,710 WELL, DID YOU TELL PRINCIPAL ROSE ALL OF THIS? 383 00:18:47,710 --> 00:18:49,650 SHE DIDN'T BELIEVE ME. ALL SHE WANTED TO KNOW 384 00:18:49,650 --> 00:18:50,750 IS WHY DO I HATE DEAF KIDS? 385 00:18:50,750 --> 00:18:52,280 I TOLD HER SHE'S CRAZY. 386 00:18:52,280 --> 00:18:53,750 I DIDN'T SLASH THOSE TIRES. 387 00:18:53,750 --> 00:18:55,350 I DIDN'T BREAK ANY WINDOWS. 388 00:18:55,350 --> 00:18:57,150 ( sighs ) 389 00:18:58,680 --> 00:19:01,530 WAIT, THOSE WINDOWS WERE SMASHED BEFORE SCHOOL. 390 00:19:01,530 --> 00:19:02,830 YEAH, SO? 391 00:19:02,830 --> 00:19:04,490 I PICKED YOU UP. 392 00:19:04,490 --> 00:19:07,290 WE WENT TO PRACTICE AND THEN MS. TROYER'S CLASS TOGETHER. 393 00:19:07,290 --> 00:19:09,700 IT COULDN'T HAVE BEEN YOU. WE'RE FIGHTING THIS. 394 00:19:09,700 --> 00:19:11,570 I'M NOT GOING BACK TO THAT RACIST SCHOOL. 395 00:19:11,570 --> 00:19:14,570 STOP! CARLTON IS A GOOD SCHOOL. 396 00:19:14,570 --> 00:19:15,800 THEY JUST MADE A MISTAKE. 397 00:19:15,800 --> 00:19:17,500 COME IN WITH ME TOMORROW, 398 00:19:17,500 --> 00:19:19,250 AND WE'LL TALK TO PRINCIPAL ROSE TOGETHER. 399 00:19:23,810 --> 00:19:25,680 ( door opens ) 400 00:19:34,220 --> 00:19:37,190 SHE CAN'T SHOW UP, BUT SHE'S HAPPY TO TAKE HER COMMISSION. 401 00:19:37,190 --> 00:19:38,360 IS THAT YOUR DEALER? 402 00:19:38,360 --> 00:19:39,470 MY AGENT. 403 00:19:39,470 --> 00:19:41,770 HEY, THIS TRIP WILL INVOLVE PIZZA 404 00:19:41,770 --> 00:19:42,800 AT SOME POINT, RIGHT? 405 00:19:42,800 --> 00:19:44,670 YEAH, YOU GUYS CALL THE FOOD STOPS. 406 00:19:44,670 --> 00:19:48,230 I'M CHOOSING THE MUSIC, 'CAUSE THE CRAP YOU KIDS LISTEN TO... 407 00:19:48,230 --> 00:19:50,380 I KNOW. I CAN'T STAND MOST OF IT EITHER. 408 00:19:50,380 --> 00:19:51,740 I MEAN, WHAT'S UP WITH THAT? 409 00:19:51,740 --> 00:19:53,240 I CAN'T EVEN HEAR A BAND. 410 00:19:53,240 --> 00:19:55,240 IT SOUNDS LIKE EVERYTHING HAS BEEN DONE ON A LAPTOP. 411 00:19:55,240 --> 00:19:56,580 WELL, I LIKE SOME OLD-SCHOOL STUFF. 412 00:19:56,580 --> 00:19:58,410 A LITTLE BOB MARLEY. 413 00:19:58,410 --> 00:19:59,750 OF COURSE YOU DO. 414 00:19:59,750 --> 00:20:01,750 YOU HEARD OF PATTI SMITH? 415 00:20:01,750 --> 00:20:03,320 YEAH. 416 00:20:03,320 --> 00:20:04,820 A LITTLE. 417 00:20:06,420 --> 00:20:08,650 I SAW HER AT CBGB's. 418 00:20:08,650 --> 00:20:11,430 CHANGED MY LIFE. 419 00:20:11,430 --> 00:20:13,530 THIS CHICK OUT OF JERSEY. 420 00:20:13,530 --> 00:20:15,760 SHE DIDN'T GIVE A DAMN WHAT ANYBODY THINKS 421 00:20:15,760 --> 00:20:18,800 OF THE WAY SHE DRESSES OR THE WAY SHE SOUNDS. 422 00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:20,010 YOU KNOW WHAT-- 423 00:20:20,010 --> 00:20:22,440 YOU'RE AT YOUR BEST WHEN YOU DON'T GIVE A CRAP. 424 00:20:22,440 --> 00:20:24,740 HERE, PUT THIS ON. 425 00:20:24,740 --> 00:20:25,910 ♪ I GOT THE FEELING ♪ 426 00:20:25,910 --> 00:20:28,740 ♪ I DON'T EVER WANT TO STOP ♪ 427 00:20:28,740 --> 00:20:32,850 ♪ AND I CAN FINALLY LEARN TO LIVE THIS WAY ♪ 428 00:20:32,850 --> 00:20:35,350 ♪ I GOT THE FEELING. ♪ 429 00:20:38,720 --> 00:20:40,260 SORRY I'M LATE. 430 00:20:40,260 --> 00:20:41,590 YOU'VE GOT COPIES OF YOUR PAY STUBS, RIGHT? 431 00:20:41,590 --> 00:20:42,860 YEAH, MOM-- 432 00:20:42,860 --> 00:20:44,490 WE'VE GOTTA GET GOING. 433 00:20:44,490 --> 00:20:46,290 I TOLD THE LEASING OFFICE WE'D BE THERE BY 2:00. 434 00:20:46,290 --> 00:20:48,860 YEAH, I ALREADY CALLED TO CANCEL. 435 00:20:48,860 --> 00:20:50,540 WHY? WE CAN STILL MAKE IT. 436 00:20:50,540 --> 00:20:53,370 I FOUND ANOTHER PLACE. 437 00:20:53,370 --> 00:20:54,940 IT'S IN EDGEWATER. 438 00:20:54,940 --> 00:20:57,540 IT'S A ONE-BEDROOM. IT'S GOT A WASHER AND DRYER. 439 00:20:57,540 --> 00:20:59,380 EDGEWATER IS 30 MINUTES AWAY, 440 00:20:59,380 --> 00:21:00,780 AND IT'S NOT A VERY GOOD NEIGHBORHOOD, HONEY. 441 00:21:00,780 --> 00:21:02,280 IT'S UP-AND-COMING, 442 00:21:02,280 --> 00:21:04,650 AND I CAN AFFORD IT ON MY OWN. 443 00:21:04,650 --> 00:21:06,550 I TOLD YOU THAT WE WOULD HELP YOU. 444 00:21:06,550 --> 00:21:08,650 I SIGNED THE LEASE PAPERS THIS MORNING. 445 00:21:09,860 --> 00:21:11,390 OH. 446 00:21:11,390 --> 00:21:13,990 I THINK YOU'RE REALLY GOING TO LIKE IT. 447 00:21:13,990 --> 00:21:15,760 YOU KNOW? IT'S CHARMING. 448 00:21:15,760 --> 00:21:18,420 THE MOLDING, IT'S ORIGINAL. 449 00:21:18,420 --> 00:21:19,900 YOU GOT MARRIED WITHOUT US. 450 00:21:19,900 --> 00:21:21,600 YOU FOUND A NEW PLACE WITHOUT US. 451 00:21:21,600 --> 00:21:23,470 I GOT MARRIED WITHOUT YOU 452 00:21:23,470 --> 00:21:25,670 BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T SUPPORTIVE OF MY RELATIONSHIP. 453 00:21:25,670 --> 00:21:27,830 YOU KEEP MAKING ALL THESE BIG DECISIONS 454 00:21:27,830 --> 00:21:28,830 WITHOUT TALKING TO US FIRST. 455 00:21:28,830 --> 00:21:30,640 MOM, I'M MARRIED AND I STILL LIVE 456 00:21:30,640 --> 00:21:32,680 AT HOME WITH MY PARENTS. 457 00:21:32,680 --> 00:21:34,810 NIKKI AND I ARE GOING TO NEED A PLACE OF OUR OWN 458 00:21:34,810 --> 00:21:36,710 AND I WANT TO BE ABLE TO PAY FOR IT. 459 00:21:36,710 --> 00:21:38,780 I'M JUST TRYING TO MAN UP HERE. 460 00:21:38,780 --> 00:21:41,790 I'M GOING TO TALK TO YOUR DAD ABOUT THIS. 461 00:21:49,430 --> 00:21:52,460 WOW, THIS PLACE IS AMAZING. 462 00:21:52,460 --> 00:21:54,860 YEAH, MINNEAPOLIS. WHO KNEW? 463 00:21:54,860 --> 00:21:56,560 YOU MUST BE TERESA. I'M EVE. 464 00:21:56,560 --> 00:21:58,000 - WE EMAILED. - YES, HI. 465 00:21:58,000 --> 00:21:59,740 IT'S SUCH AN HONOR TO HAVE YOU HERE. 466 00:21:59,740 --> 00:22:01,970 I DON'T THINK I MENTIONED, BUT I WROTE PART OF MY THESIS ON YOU. 467 00:22:01,970 --> 00:22:03,810 AND I'M NOT EVEN DEAD YET. 468 00:22:03,810 --> 00:22:05,670 - ( laughs ) - THOSE ARE MY ASSISTANTS. 469 00:22:05,670 --> 00:22:06,670 BAY AND TANK. 470 00:22:06,670 --> 00:22:07,870 HEY. 471 00:22:07,870 --> 00:22:09,420 THIS PLACE IS SO COOL. 472 00:22:09,420 --> 00:22:10,820 THANKS. 473 00:22:10,820 --> 00:22:12,750 SHE'S THE ARTIST. I'M JUST THE MUSCLE. 474 00:22:12,750 --> 00:22:14,720 SPEAKING OF WHICH, 475 00:22:14,720 --> 00:22:16,850 WHERE SHOULD WE PUT THIS BAD BOY? 476 00:22:25,090 --> 00:22:26,860 OH... 477 00:22:26,860 --> 00:22:29,090 UH, UNFORTUNATELY WE'RE KEEPING THE FLOOR OPEN 478 00:22:29,090 --> 00:22:31,370 FOR SOME PERFORMANCES. 479 00:22:31,370 --> 00:22:32,700 WAS THIS IN THE IMAGES YOU SUBMITTED? 480 00:22:32,700 --> 00:22:34,700 I BROUGHT NEW WORK. 481 00:22:34,700 --> 00:22:38,040 OKAY, WELL, THERE IS THIS WALL HERE. 482 00:22:39,750 --> 00:22:41,610 OH, GOT IT. OKAY. 483 00:22:41,610 --> 00:22:44,780 I'LL MAKE SOME SELECTIONS. 484 00:22:44,780 --> 00:22:46,910 WELL, LET ME KNOW IF YOU NEED ANY HELP HANGING. 485 00:22:46,910 --> 00:22:48,610 WE'RE SO EXCITED. 486 00:22:48,610 --> 00:22:49,690 IT'S REALLY NICE TO MEET YOU. 487 00:22:49,690 --> 00:22:50,960 YOU TOO. 488 00:22:52,590 --> 00:22:53,720 I HAVE A FEELING WE'RE GOING TO BE 489 00:22:53,720 --> 00:22:55,990 SUBJECTED TO A DJ AT SOME POINT. 490 00:22:55,990 --> 00:22:57,920 ( sighs ) 491 00:22:57,920 --> 00:22:59,700 WELL, THIS STUFF IS SO GREAT. 492 00:22:59,700 --> 00:23:01,530 WELL, HANG THE NEW PIECES 493 00:23:01,530 --> 00:23:03,900 AND I'LL TAKE THE OLD STUFF AWAY. 494 00:23:09,070 --> 00:23:11,840 OKAY, THIS THING IS GOING TO GIVE ME NIGHTMARES. 495 00:23:11,840 --> 00:23:14,680 IT LOOKS A LITTLE GARGOYLE-ISH. 496 00:23:14,680 --> 00:23:17,510 IT LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING MY STONER COUSIN MADE AT REN FAIRE. 497 00:23:17,510 --> 00:23:18,840 YOU CAN'T BE INTO THIS. 498 00:23:18,840 --> 00:23:21,090 YOU KNOW WHAT, I AM NOT HERE TO BE AN ART CRITIC. 499 00:23:21,090 --> 00:23:22,820 I AM HERE TO GET A LETTER OF RECOMMENDATION. 500 00:23:22,820 --> 00:23:23,820 ROGER THAT. 501 00:23:26,620 --> 00:23:27,720 I'M STILL TRYING TO CONVINCE THEM 502 00:23:27,720 --> 00:23:29,500 TO DO A CAFE OFF THE MAIN LOBBY HERE. 503 00:23:29,500 --> 00:23:32,460 I CAN'T BELIEVE THE CITY WAS GOING TO TEAR THIS DOWN. 504 00:23:32,460 --> 00:23:33,730 PEOPLE NEVER KNOW WHAT THEY HAVE. 505 00:23:33,730 --> 00:23:36,860 I SAW THAT OLD MOVIE THEATER YOU DID IN AUSTIN. 506 00:23:36,860 --> 00:23:38,760 THIS IS EVEN MORE BEAUTIFUL. 507 00:23:38,760 --> 00:23:40,110 SO YOU FINALLY LOOKED ME UP, HUH? 508 00:23:40,110 --> 00:23:41,870 BELIEVE ME, IT'S A GOOD THING 509 00:23:41,870 --> 00:23:44,810 THAT I DIDN'T KNOW WHO YOU WERE BEFORE I SHOWED YOU THAT LAMP. 510 00:23:44,810 --> 00:23:47,610 HEY... WHY DON'T YOU WORK WITH ME ON THIS? 511 00:23:47,610 --> 00:23:48,810 ME? 512 00:23:48,810 --> 00:23:51,180 WELL, YOUR FIRM. DO THE INTERIORS. 513 00:23:51,180 --> 00:23:52,980 I'M NOT-- I MEAN, 514 00:23:52,980 --> 00:23:55,720 YES, I WOULD LOVE TO. 515 00:23:55,720 --> 00:23:57,850 BUT I'VE NEVER DONE RESTORATION. 516 00:23:57,850 --> 00:23:59,490 NO NO NO. I WANT TO START NEW IN THERE. 517 00:23:59,490 --> 00:24:01,060 DO SOMETHING LIKE YOUR LAMP. 518 00:24:01,060 --> 00:24:03,790 USE SALVAGED PARTS, BUT COMPLETELY TURN 519 00:24:03,790 --> 00:24:05,090 THE WHOLE THING ON ITS HEAD. 520 00:24:05,090 --> 00:24:07,830 SOMETHING FUN AND PLAYFUL. 521 00:24:07,830 --> 00:24:10,770 - SMART. - THAT WOULD BE INCREDIBLE. 522 00:24:10,770 --> 00:24:12,000 - YES! - GREAT. 523 00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:14,500 HOW SOON CAN YOU BE HERE? 524 00:24:14,500 --> 00:24:16,740 WE WOULDN'T WORK FROM K.C.? 525 00:24:16,740 --> 00:24:19,650 I WOULD NEED YOU ON SITE, BUT IT WOULDN'T BE FOR VERY LONG. 526 00:24:19,650 --> 00:24:21,050 FOUR MONTHS, SIX TOPS. 527 00:24:21,050 --> 00:24:23,050 OH. 528 00:24:23,050 --> 00:24:24,880 THIS IS REALLY HARD TO SAY, 529 00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:28,510 BUT BOTH MY DAUGHTERS ARE IN THEIR SENIOR YEAR OF HIGH SCHOOL, 530 00:24:28,510 --> 00:24:30,190 AND I REALLY NEED TO BE HOME. 531 00:24:30,190 --> 00:24:32,660 YOU'RE KIDDING ME, RIGHT? 532 00:24:32,660 --> 00:24:34,490 WELL, THEY'RE GETTING READY TO GO OFF TO COLLEGE. 533 00:24:34,490 --> 00:24:35,760 IT'S A REALLY BIG YEAR. 534 00:24:35,760 --> 00:24:37,260 WHAT, THEY NEED YOU TO PACK THEIR LUNCH? 535 00:24:37,260 --> 00:24:39,870 - THEY'RE 17. - CAN I COME ON THE WEEKENDS? 536 00:24:39,870 --> 00:24:41,770 WHEN THE CREW'S NOT HERE. 537 00:24:41,770 --> 00:24:43,270 OR WE COULD WAIT TILL JUNE. 538 00:24:43,270 --> 00:24:44,830 YOU WANT ME TO STALL MY PROJECT FOR NINE MONTHS-- 539 00:24:44,830 --> 00:24:46,730 JUST SEND EVERYONE HOME FOR A YEAR. 540 00:24:46,730 --> 00:24:50,680 THEN I GUESS I HAVE TO SAY NO. 541 00:24:50,680 --> 00:24:52,840 AND I'M REALLY SORRY. AND THANK YOU. 542 00:24:52,840 --> 00:24:54,910 YOU KNOW WHAT, THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE. 543 00:24:54,910 --> 00:24:56,640 YOU HAVE AN OPPORTUNITY 544 00:24:56,640 --> 00:24:58,880 TO COMPLETELY CHANGE THE SCALE OF YOUR DINKY LITTLE FIRM. 545 00:24:58,880 --> 00:25:01,750 WHAT IS IT? YOU LIKE DOING TWO-BIT KITCHEN MAKEOVERS? 546 00:25:01,750 --> 00:25:03,720 OR LAURA ASHLEY FUNERAL PARLORS? 547 00:25:03,720 --> 00:25:06,290 YOU KNOW WHAT, FORGET IT. OFFER RESCINDED. 548 00:25:11,760 --> 00:25:12,930 SOUNDS NICE. 549 00:25:12,930 --> 00:25:14,560 SAYS THERE'S PLENTY OF STREET PARKING. 550 00:25:14,560 --> 00:25:15,860 IT'S CLOSE TO CARLTON. 551 00:25:15,860 --> 00:25:17,030 I DROVE BY AND THE HOUSE NEXT DOOR 552 00:25:17,030 --> 00:25:18,760 LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING OUT OF A HORROR MOVIE. 553 00:25:18,760 --> 00:25:20,740 IF THERE'S TRAFFIC, IT'S GOING TO TAKE HIM 554 00:25:20,740 --> 00:25:22,840 45 MINUTES TO GET BACK HERE. 555 00:25:22,840 --> 00:25:24,170 SO YOU'RE OKAY WITH HIM MOVING OUT 556 00:25:24,170 --> 00:25:25,770 AS LONG AS IT'S IN THROWING DISTANCE? 557 00:25:25,770 --> 00:25:27,710 I JUST DON'T THINK HE SHOULD BE MOVING 558 00:25:27,710 --> 00:25:29,850 ALL THE WAY ACROSS TOWN TO A NEIGHBORHOOD THAT IS NOT SAFE. 559 00:25:29,850 --> 00:25:32,850 HE IS A MARRIED MAN, AND I FOR ONE AM QUITE PROUD 560 00:25:32,850 --> 00:25:34,280 THAT HE WANTS TO PAY HIS OWN RENT. 561 00:25:34,280 --> 00:25:35,750 OH, SO I'M AN ENABLER. 562 00:25:35,750 --> 00:25:37,020 I DIDN'T SAY THAT. 563 00:25:37,020 --> 00:25:39,660 I REALLY THINK YOU SHOULD BACK ME UP ON THIS, JOHN. 564 00:25:39,660 --> 00:25:42,090 KATHRYN. 565 00:25:42,090 --> 00:25:44,690 THE LAST TIME YOU WENT TO VISIT YOUR MOM, 566 00:25:44,690 --> 00:25:46,990 YOU PAID $250 567 00:25:46,990 --> 00:25:49,160 SO YOU COULD LEAVE 10 HOURS EARLY 568 00:25:49,160 --> 00:25:51,570 BECAUSE SHE IS STILL TELLING YOU 569 00:25:51,570 --> 00:25:52,740 HOW TO LIVE YOUR LIFE. 570 00:25:55,800 --> 00:25:57,770 DON'T BE THAT MOM. 571 00:26:06,980 --> 00:26:09,080 YOU WERE WITH HER THE ENTIRE MORNING. 572 00:26:09,080 --> 00:26:10,290 I SWEAR. 573 00:26:10,290 --> 00:26:12,120 AND YOU CAN CALL HER MANAGER. 574 00:26:12,120 --> 00:26:14,360 THE BOX CUTTER IS FOR HER JOB. 575 00:26:14,360 --> 00:26:17,860 ALL RIGHT. I'LL REVERSE THE EXPULSION. 576 00:26:17,860 --> 00:26:19,120 YES! 577 00:26:19,120 --> 00:26:21,700 BUT YOU STILL HAVE SATURDAY DETENTION FOR A MONTH. 578 00:26:21,700 --> 00:26:22,870 - WHAT? - WHY? 579 00:26:22,870 --> 00:26:25,830 WE HAVE A STRICT NO-WEAPON POLICY. 580 00:26:25,830 --> 00:26:27,030 YOU KNOW THAT. 581 00:26:27,030 --> 00:26:28,870 BUT WHATEVER THE REASON, 582 00:26:28,870 --> 00:26:30,640 YOU CAN'T HAVE A KNIFE IN YOUR POSSESSION. 583 00:26:30,640 --> 00:26:32,240 - END OF STORY. - ALL RIGHT. 584 00:26:32,240 --> 00:26:34,840 WHAT ABOUT FIELD HOCKEY? 585 00:26:34,840 --> 00:26:37,010 SHE CAN STILL PLAY FIELD HOCKEY. 586 00:26:37,010 --> 00:26:38,380 ( exhales ) 587 00:26:38,380 --> 00:26:41,220 SO YOU'RE PUNISHING ME FOR HAVING A JOB? 588 00:26:41,220 --> 00:26:43,690 NO, I'M PUNISHING YOU FOR BREAKING THE RULES. 589 00:26:43,690 --> 00:26:46,890 - THIS IS SOME BULL-- - DON'T YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT FINISHING THAT SENTENCE. 590 00:26:46,890 --> 00:26:48,390 IF IT WERE HER, YOU WOULD HAVE KISSED HER ASS 591 00:26:48,390 --> 00:26:49,860 FOR MAKING A MISTAKE. BUT WITH ME, 592 00:26:49,860 --> 00:26:51,260 YOU WANT TO PUNISH ME ANYWAY? 593 00:26:51,260 --> 00:26:52,660 AND FOR WHAT? 594 00:26:52,660 --> 00:26:55,230 FOR LOOKING HOW I LOOK? 595 00:26:55,230 --> 00:26:57,160 IS THIS HOW YOU RUN THIS SCHOOL? 596 00:26:57,160 --> 00:26:58,760 DON'T YOU GO THERE WITH ME, SHAREE. 597 00:26:58,760 --> 00:27:00,810 I AM DOING MY JOB, 598 00:27:00,810 --> 00:27:04,040 AND I TREAT ALL MY STUDENTS THE SAME. 599 00:27:10,880 --> 00:27:12,720 SHAREE, THAT'S A WIN. 600 00:27:12,720 --> 00:27:14,020 YOU STILL GET TO PLAY FIELD HOCKEY. 601 00:27:14,020 --> 00:27:15,880 YOU ARE SO DUMB. YOU KNOW THAT? 602 00:27:15,880 --> 00:27:17,650 I WENT TO BAT FOR YOU. 603 00:27:17,650 --> 00:27:18,920 I'M THE ONE WHO GOT YOU OUT OF THIS. 604 00:27:18,920 --> 00:27:20,890 OH, PLEASE! YOU DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT ME. 605 00:27:20,890 --> 00:27:22,790 THE ONLY REASON WHY YOU DID ANY OF THAT 606 00:27:22,790 --> 00:27:24,890 WAS SO I COULD HELP YOU WIN THE GAME AND MAKE YOUR DADDY HAPPY. 607 00:27:24,890 --> 00:27:27,090 - THAT IS NOT TRUE. - THE GAME, THE GAME. 608 00:27:27,090 --> 00:27:29,290 - THE GAME. - HEY! 609 00:27:29,290 --> 00:27:31,070 - HEY! - YO, GET OFF OF ME. 610 00:27:31,070 --> 00:27:33,300 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? I'M JUST TRYING TO TALK TO YOU. 611 00:27:33,300 --> 00:27:35,170 DON'T YOU TOUCH ME, ALL RIGHT? 612 00:27:35,170 --> 00:27:36,770 - GET OFF OF ME! - BREAK IT UP! 613 00:27:36,770 --> 00:27:37,840 BREAK IT UP. 614 00:27:44,010 --> 00:27:46,950 YOU KNOW, I DON'T THINK I EVER REALIZED 615 00:27:46,950 --> 00:27:49,310 THE CONNECTION BETWEEN YOUR WORK IN THE '80s 616 00:27:49,310 --> 00:27:50,820 AND YOUR WORK NOW. 617 00:27:50,820 --> 00:27:52,290 HOW THE BODY IS THIS ORGANIC THING 618 00:27:52,290 --> 00:27:54,890 AND YET WE'VE MOVED INTO THIS DIGITAL SPACE. 619 00:27:54,890 --> 00:27:57,790 ARE YOU AWARE YOU SAY EVERY STATEMENT LIKE A QUESTION? 620 00:27:57,790 --> 00:27:59,870 I DO? 621 00:27:59,870 --> 00:28:01,870 I DO. 622 00:28:01,870 --> 00:28:04,370 HEY. HEY, YOU SEE THESE FACE PRINTS OVER THERE? 623 00:28:04,370 --> 00:28:06,870 THEY TOTALLY REMIND ME OF THESE POTATO PRINTS 624 00:28:06,870 --> 00:28:08,230 I USED TO DO IN KINDERGARTEN, 625 00:28:08,230 --> 00:28:09,810 EXCEPT THESE COST LIKE FIVE GRAND EACH. 626 00:28:09,810 --> 00:28:13,040 ( chuckles ) WHAT DO ALL THESE LITTLE RED DOTS MEAN? 627 00:28:16,780 --> 00:28:18,980 IT MEANS THE PIECE HAS BEEN SOLD. 628 00:28:18,980 --> 00:28:21,950 OH. OH, WOW. SHE DOESN'T HAVE ANY. 629 00:28:21,950 --> 00:28:25,720 OH, I JUST STEPPED ON A RAKE, DIDN'T I? 630 00:28:29,760 --> 00:28:31,100 YEAH. 631 00:28:36,300 --> 00:28:38,300 HEY! 632 00:28:38,300 --> 00:28:41,240 YOU STILL WANT THAT LETTER OF RECOMMENDATION? 633 00:28:43,010 --> 00:28:44,870 WHATEVER. 634 00:28:44,870 --> 00:28:46,310 THEY'RE RIGHT. 635 00:28:46,310 --> 00:28:48,370 MY NEW WORK SUCKS. 636 00:28:48,370 --> 00:28:51,480 I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I'M DOING ANYMORE. 637 00:28:51,480 --> 00:28:53,080 ONE MINUTE THEY'RE HOLDING YOU UP 638 00:28:53,080 --> 00:28:54,950 LIKE YOU'RE SOME SORT OF A GODDESS. 639 00:28:54,950 --> 00:28:58,320 THE NEXT, THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO SPELL YOUR NAME RIGHT. 640 00:29:00,260 --> 00:29:02,160 I LIKE YOUR STUFF. 641 00:29:02,160 --> 00:29:05,860 YOU LIKE IT 'CAUSE YOU WANT SOMETHING. 642 00:29:05,860 --> 00:29:08,960 I REMEMBER WHAT THAT LOOKS LIKE. 643 00:29:08,960 --> 00:29:10,870 YOU WANT TO BE HAPPY? 644 00:29:10,870 --> 00:29:13,840 DON'T GO TO ART SCHOOL. 645 00:29:24,080 --> 00:29:25,350 HEY, GUYS. 646 00:29:25,350 --> 00:29:27,110 CONGRATULATIONS. 647 00:29:27,110 --> 00:29:30,320 OUR FIRST OFFICIAL GAME BECAME OUR FIRST OFFICIAL FORFEIT. 648 00:29:30,320 --> 00:29:32,460 WE'RE SETTING RECORDS ALREADY. 649 00:29:32,460 --> 00:29:33,920 WHY DID YOU CANCEL THE GAME? 650 00:29:33,920 --> 00:29:35,290 OH, LET'S SEE. 651 00:29:35,290 --> 00:29:37,160 WELL, FIRST, BAY QUIT. 652 00:29:37,160 --> 00:29:39,320 THEN MY TWO STAR PLAYERS DECIDED THEY'D RATHER 653 00:29:39,320 --> 00:29:41,100 BEAT EACH OTHER UP THAN THE OPPOSING TEAM. 654 00:29:41,100 --> 00:29:42,300 THAT'S NOT WHAT HAPPENED. 655 00:29:42,300 --> 00:29:44,400 YEAH, SHE DIDN'T EVEN GET A PUNCH IN. 656 00:29:44,400 --> 00:29:46,370 THANKS, GUYS. 657 00:29:46,370 --> 00:29:48,300 SO PROUD TO BE YOUR COACH. 658 00:30:06,390 --> 00:30:09,290 I'M SORRY I GOT YOU INVOLVED IN ALL OF THIS. 659 00:30:09,290 --> 00:30:12,360 NO, I'M SORRY I SCREWED UP YOUR LETTER OF RECOMMENDATION. 660 00:30:15,300 --> 00:30:18,060 I DON'T THINK THAT REALLY MATTERS ANYMORE. 661 00:30:26,010 --> 00:30:27,310 HEY. 662 00:30:27,310 --> 00:30:29,270 HEY. 663 00:30:29,270 --> 00:30:32,420 I'M SORRY THAT YOUR GAME GOT CANCELED. 664 00:30:32,420 --> 00:30:34,520 FORFEITED, ACTUALLY. 665 00:30:35,980 --> 00:30:37,550 PRETTY SURE THIS ISN'T GOING TO HELP, 666 00:30:37,550 --> 00:30:39,350 BUT I BOUGHT YOU SOMETHING TODAY. 667 00:30:39,350 --> 00:30:40,430 FOR YOUR NEW PLACE. 668 00:30:42,330 --> 00:30:44,560 WHAT'S THAT? 669 00:30:44,560 --> 00:30:46,260 DOORSTOPPER? 670 00:30:46,260 --> 00:30:48,060 THEY'RE POT HOLDERS. OH, MY GOD! 671 00:30:48,060 --> 00:30:49,290 YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO SURVIVE ON YOUR OWN. 672 00:30:49,290 --> 00:30:52,500 I'M KIDDING. I KNOW WHAT IT IS. 673 00:30:52,500 --> 00:30:54,440 JUST PROMISE ME YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BE THE KIND OF GUY 674 00:30:54,440 --> 00:30:56,440 WHO USES HIS SOCKS TO GET THINGS OUT OF THE OVEN. 675 00:30:56,440 --> 00:30:57,600 YOU'LL BURN YOURSELF, 676 00:30:57,600 --> 00:30:59,040 AND IT'S GROSS. 677 00:30:59,040 --> 00:31:02,180 OKAY. AS LONG AS YOU SHOW ME HOW TO WORK AN OVEN. 678 00:31:03,350 --> 00:31:06,050 GOTCHA. I'M STILL JOKING. 679 00:31:07,350 --> 00:31:09,350 YOU KNOW... 680 00:31:11,460 --> 00:31:14,390 YOU CAN ALWAYS COME HOME IF YOU NEED TO. 681 00:31:16,120 --> 00:31:18,190 AND I HOPE YOU'LL WANT TO. 682 00:31:19,360 --> 00:31:21,900 OF COURSE. 683 00:31:21,900 --> 00:31:24,000 WHERE ELSE AM I GOING TO GET BUTTERSCOTCH BARS? 684 00:31:43,390 --> 00:31:44,990 HEY. 685 00:31:44,990 --> 00:31:46,350 WHAT BRINGS YOU HERE? 686 00:31:46,350 --> 00:31:49,490 WHY DIDN'T YOU BECOME AN ARTIST? 687 00:31:49,490 --> 00:31:52,300 I WASN'T AWARE I DIDN'T. 688 00:31:52,300 --> 00:31:55,930 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. A PROFESSIONAL ONE. 689 00:31:55,930 --> 00:31:58,560 MAYBE I DIDN'T WANT IT ENOUGH. 690 00:31:58,560 --> 00:32:00,470 MAYBE I DIDN'T THINK I WAS GOOD ENOUGH. 691 00:32:00,470 --> 00:32:02,440 MAYBE IT JUST LOOKED TOO HARD. 692 00:32:02,440 --> 00:32:05,970 AND SAD. 693 00:32:05,970 --> 00:32:07,610 IS IT SAD? 694 00:32:07,610 --> 00:32:11,980 I'M STARTING TO WONDER IF I REALLY WANT TO GO TO ART SCHOOL. 695 00:32:11,980 --> 00:32:14,180 GOING TO SCHOOL IS ONE THING. 696 00:32:14,180 --> 00:32:16,480 BEING AN ARTIST IS ANOTHER. 697 00:32:16,480 --> 00:32:20,660 I THINK IT'S A WHOLE SERIES OF CHOICES. 698 00:32:20,660 --> 00:32:23,630 YOU KNOW? IT DOESN'T COME DOWN TO JUST ONE OPPORTUNITY 699 00:32:23,630 --> 00:32:27,360 OR ONE PERSON'S OPINION. 700 00:32:27,360 --> 00:32:28,430 AT LEAST I HOPE IT DOESN'T. 701 00:32:31,100 --> 00:32:33,100 HOW WAS YOUR DAY? 702 00:32:33,100 --> 00:32:34,700 OH... YOU KNOW. 703 00:32:34,700 --> 00:32:36,300 THE USUAL. 704 00:32:36,300 --> 00:32:39,370 FLEW TO DENVER AND BACK ON A PRIVATE JET. 705 00:32:39,370 --> 00:32:41,710 LOST MY ONLY CLIENT SOMEWHERE ALONG THE WAY. 706 00:32:41,710 --> 00:32:43,580 THE FIRST HALF SOUNDS FUN. 707 00:32:43,580 --> 00:32:45,180 IT WASN'T. 708 00:32:45,180 --> 00:32:46,480 THE GUY WAS A TOTAL JERK. 709 00:32:46,480 --> 00:32:49,410 BUT IT HASN'T STOPPED ME FROM KICKING MYSELF 710 00:32:49,410 --> 00:32:51,720 ALL NIGHT FOR LETTING IT GO. 711 00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:53,390 WELL, YOU DON'T WANT TO WORK FOR SOME JERK ANYWAY. 712 00:32:53,390 --> 00:32:55,020 I DON'T. 713 00:32:55,020 --> 00:32:57,660 BUT I DO NEED TO WORK FOR SOMEBODY. 714 00:32:57,660 --> 00:32:59,390 ( sighs ) 715 00:32:59,390 --> 00:33:01,470 YOU KNOW WHAT I'VE DECIDED-- 716 00:33:01,470 --> 00:33:03,670 I'M NOT LETTING UNHAPPY PEOPLE 717 00:33:03,670 --> 00:33:05,170 DECIDE WHAT I GET TO DO. 718 00:33:05,170 --> 00:33:07,670 THAT SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD POLICY. 719 00:33:07,670 --> 00:33:09,370 ( chuckles ) 720 00:33:09,370 --> 00:33:11,580 ( sighs ) 721 00:33:19,510 --> 00:33:21,350 ( clears throat ) 722 00:33:24,390 --> 00:33:25,690 IS TOBY HERE? 723 00:33:25,690 --> 00:33:28,190 HE'S PROBABLY IN HIS ROOM. 724 00:33:28,190 --> 00:33:29,350 AHEM. 725 00:33:29,350 --> 00:33:32,560 I GUESS YOU'VE HEARD WE HAD TO FORFEIT. 726 00:33:32,560 --> 00:33:35,660 UH, YEAH. I MADE IT AS FAR AS THE PARKING LOT 727 00:33:35,660 --> 00:33:38,630 AND THEN I SAW THE HOFFMAN TEAM GETTING ON THE BUS, 728 00:33:38,630 --> 00:33:41,170 AND... 729 00:33:41,170 --> 00:33:42,570 I'M SO SORRY. 730 00:33:42,570 --> 00:33:44,340 THEY SEEMED QUITE HAPPY 731 00:33:44,340 --> 00:33:45,770 THAT THEY DIDN'T HAVE TO GO TEN ROUNDS 732 00:33:45,770 --> 00:33:48,370 WITH THE CARLTON BRUISERS. 733 00:33:48,370 --> 00:33:51,350 OKAY, LOOK-- 734 00:33:53,420 --> 00:33:55,450 I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO SAY. 735 00:33:55,450 --> 00:33:57,150 THAT THE SCHOOL'S TOO ROUGH. 736 00:33:57,150 --> 00:33:59,220 AND THAT YOU WANT TO TAKE ME OUT OF IT. 737 00:33:59,220 --> 00:34:00,490 BUT I CAN EXPLAIN-- 738 00:34:02,390 --> 00:34:05,190 ( clears throat ) 739 00:34:05,190 --> 00:34:08,330 I'M ACTUALLY STARTING TO THINK THAT THAT SCHOOL 740 00:34:08,330 --> 00:34:10,400 IS PERFECT FOR YOU. 741 00:34:10,400 --> 00:34:13,070 YOU GET TO FIGHT. 742 00:34:13,070 --> 00:34:15,070 YOU GET TO BLACKMAIL SENATORS. 743 00:34:15,070 --> 00:34:17,370 HOW LONG BEFORE YOU START ROBBING BANKS? 744 00:34:19,200 --> 00:34:20,510 YOU KNOW WHAT... 745 00:34:20,510 --> 00:34:22,850 I'M REALLY SORRY ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED OVER THE SUMMER. 746 00:34:22,850 --> 00:34:25,510 BUT I'VE DONE EVERYTHING I CAN 747 00:34:25,510 --> 00:34:26,810 TO MAKE UP FOR IT. 748 00:34:26,810 --> 00:34:28,380 AND THE ONLY REASON I GOT IN A FIGHT 749 00:34:28,380 --> 00:34:29,610 IN THE FIRST PLACE 750 00:34:29,610 --> 00:34:32,290 WAS BECAUSE I WAS TOTALLY OBSESSED 751 00:34:32,290 --> 00:34:33,860 WITH TRYING TO MAKE THIS TEAM WORK. 752 00:34:33,860 --> 00:34:36,160 AND I PROBABLY LOST A FRIEND OVER IT. 753 00:34:36,160 --> 00:34:37,160 AND WHY? 754 00:34:37,160 --> 00:34:39,160 SO THAT YOU WOULD GO TO A GAME, 755 00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:41,200 AND FOR THE FIRST TIME IN A MONTH, 756 00:34:41,200 --> 00:34:44,400 LOOK AT ME LIKE I WASN'T A TOTAL DISAPPOINTMENT. 757 00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:47,100 YEAH, THIS WHOLE DUMB FIELD HOCKEY EXPERIMENT 758 00:34:47,100 --> 00:34:48,300 WAS FOR YOU. 759 00:34:48,300 --> 00:34:50,580 BUT YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO LET IT GO. 760 00:34:50,580 --> 00:34:53,510 SO JUST DO WHATEVER YOU WANT. 761 00:34:53,510 --> 00:34:55,380 THROW US OUT OF THE HOUSE. 762 00:34:55,380 --> 00:34:57,440 PRETEND LIKE YOU NEVER FOUND OUT ABOUT THE SWITCH. 763 00:34:57,440 --> 00:34:59,610 I DON'T EVEN CARE ANYMORE. 764 00:35:04,250 --> 00:35:07,320 - ( door slams ) - ( sighs ) 765 00:35:13,160 --> 00:35:15,200 ( sighs ) 766 00:36:31,840 --> 00:36:34,680 HEY, I GOT YOUR MESSAGE. 767 00:36:34,680 --> 00:36:36,540 THANKS FOR COMING IN. 768 00:36:36,540 --> 00:36:38,910 I THOUGHT I SHOULD FOLLOW UP AFTER THAT ODD EXPERIENCE 769 00:36:38,910 --> 00:36:40,850 YOU MUST HAVE HAD. 770 00:36:40,850 --> 00:36:43,820 IT'S FINE. 771 00:36:43,820 --> 00:36:45,890 STOP SAYING IT'S FINE WHEN IT ISN'T. 772 00:36:45,890 --> 00:36:49,290 I MEAN, IT'S LIKE THE QUESTION THING. 773 00:36:49,290 --> 00:36:51,900 WE FOUGHT SO HARD SO YOU WOULDN'T HAVE TO DO IT, 774 00:36:51,900 --> 00:36:54,930 AND YOU GIRLS JUST KEEP DOING IT. 775 00:36:54,930 --> 00:36:57,530 I'M SORRY. 776 00:36:57,530 --> 00:36:59,000 I'M SORRY FOR SAYING SORRY. 777 00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:03,610 MM. LOOK, CLEARLY, I'M NOT IN A GREAT PLACE RIGHT NOW. 778 00:37:03,610 --> 00:37:07,240 SO JUST FORGET EVERYTHING I SAID. 779 00:37:07,240 --> 00:37:09,010 GO AND HAVE FUN AT ART SCHOOL. 780 00:37:09,010 --> 00:37:12,920 FALL IN LOVE. GET YOUR HEART BROKEN. 781 00:37:12,920 --> 00:37:14,850 DO DERIVATIVE STUFF. 782 00:37:14,850 --> 00:37:16,920 DO BEAUTIFUL STUFF THAT YOU NEVER EVEN THOUGHT 783 00:37:16,920 --> 00:37:18,320 YOU HAD IN YOU. 784 00:37:18,320 --> 00:37:20,020 ( chuckles ) 785 00:37:20,020 --> 00:37:21,930 HERE'S MY LETTER. 786 00:37:21,930 --> 00:37:23,990 THANK YOU. 787 00:37:23,990 --> 00:37:26,330 BUT I DON'T THINK I'M GOING TO SEND A LETTER 788 00:37:26,330 --> 00:37:27,930 OF RECOMMENDATION IN WITH MY APPLICATION. 789 00:37:27,930 --> 00:37:30,370 I'M JUST GOING TO SUBMIT MY WORK, 790 00:37:30,370 --> 00:37:31,600 LET IT SPEAK FOR ITSELF, 791 00:37:31,600 --> 00:37:33,600 AND IF THEY DON'T LIKE IT THEN SCREW 'EM. 792 00:37:33,600 --> 00:37:35,400 BALLSY MOVE. 793 00:37:35,400 --> 00:37:37,900 WELL, YOU'RE AT YOUR BEST WHEN YOU DON'T GIVE A CRAP, RIGHT? 794 00:37:37,900 --> 00:37:39,870 ( chuckles ) YOU KNOW WHAT-- 795 00:37:39,870 --> 00:37:41,680 I LOVE IT. 796 00:37:41,680 --> 00:37:44,810 BUT SAVE THE PATTI SMITH STUFF FOR THE WORK. 797 00:37:44,810 --> 00:37:46,880 TRUST ME ON THIS ONE. 798 00:37:46,880 --> 00:37:48,010 TAKE THE LETTER. 799 00:37:48,010 --> 00:37:49,880 OKAY, GOOD CALL. 800 00:37:59,920 --> 00:38:01,870 CAN I HELP YOU? 801 00:38:03,370 --> 00:38:04,930 ACCORDING TO MY ASSISTANT, 802 00:38:04,930 --> 00:38:07,700 I WAS A BIT OF A SOCIOPATH YESTERDAY. 803 00:38:07,700 --> 00:38:10,440 SO SHE BOUGHT ME SOME FLOWERS. 804 00:38:10,440 --> 00:38:14,840 LOOK, I'M NOT GREAT WITH PEOPLE. 805 00:38:14,840 --> 00:38:16,010 BUT I'M SMART, I PAY WELL, 806 00:38:16,010 --> 00:38:17,880 AND I KNOW TALENT WHEN I SEE IT. 807 00:38:17,880 --> 00:38:21,520 YOU BASICALLY TOLD ME 808 00:38:21,520 --> 00:38:22,990 IF I WASN'T READY TO DITCH MY KIDS, 809 00:38:22,990 --> 00:38:24,820 I'D BE DOOMED TO KITCHEN MAKEOVERS. 810 00:38:24,820 --> 00:38:25,890 I DIDN'T SAY DITCH YOUR KIDS. 811 00:38:25,890 --> 00:38:27,550 I GOT KIDS. 812 00:38:27,550 --> 00:38:30,460 LOOK, FORGET WHAT I SAID. 813 00:38:30,460 --> 00:38:32,460 I KNEW YOU WERE THE PERFECT PERSON FOR THE JOB, 814 00:38:32,460 --> 00:38:33,930 AND I LOST MY HEAD. 815 00:38:33,930 --> 00:38:35,900 WHAT DO YOU CARE? 816 00:38:35,900 --> 00:38:38,430 ALL YOU LIKED WAS ONE STUPID LAMP. 817 00:38:38,430 --> 00:38:39,830 ( sighs ) 818 00:38:39,830 --> 00:38:43,110 BECAUSE I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE MAKE ASININE DECISIONS. 819 00:38:43,110 --> 00:38:45,410 AND THIS IS YOUR ATTEMPT TO WIN ME BACK? 820 00:38:45,410 --> 00:38:47,040 THIS IS ME GIVING YOU A LIFELINE. 821 00:38:47,040 --> 00:38:49,740 I MEAN, ARE YOU SO-- 822 00:38:49,740 --> 00:38:53,420 ( sighs ) 823 00:38:53,420 --> 00:38:55,050 I HAVE SOME LOCAL PROJECTS. 824 00:38:55,050 --> 00:38:58,020 I'D LIKE TO FIND SOMETHING FOR YOU TO WORK ON 825 00:38:58,020 --> 00:39:01,560 SO YOU CAN TUCK YOUR GIANT TEENAGERS IN AT NIGHT. 826 00:39:01,560 --> 00:39:03,590 THIS WHOLE THING OF INSULTING PEOPLE 827 00:39:03,590 --> 00:39:05,630 TO MOTIVATE THEM-- THAT DOES NOT WORK FOR ME. 828 00:39:05,630 --> 00:39:07,430 I'M PASSIONATE. 829 00:39:07,430 --> 00:39:09,630 I CAN'T PROMISE I'M NOT GOING TO YELL AT YOU. 830 00:39:09,630 --> 00:39:11,870 I CAN'T PROMISE I'M NOT GOING TO YELL BACK. 831 00:39:11,870 --> 00:39:14,000 WORKS FOR ME. 832 00:39:16,740 --> 00:39:19,000 OKAY. 833 00:39:22,550 --> 00:39:24,810 THANKS. 834 00:40:03,120 --> 00:40:04,690 HI. 835 00:40:04,690 --> 00:40:05,890 OH, HEY. 836 00:40:09,720 --> 00:40:11,500 THANKS. 837 00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:15,560 I... 838 00:40:15,560 --> 00:40:18,500 ( stammers ) 839 00:40:18,500 --> 00:40:20,910 I'M WAY TOO HARD ON YOU. 840 00:40:20,910 --> 00:40:22,610 IT'S OKAY. 841 00:40:22,610 --> 00:40:24,510 NO, IT'S NOT OKAY. 842 00:40:24,510 --> 00:40:25,910 YOU SEE... 843 00:40:25,910 --> 00:40:27,970 SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE 844 00:40:27,970 --> 00:40:30,110 I HAVE TO CRAM 845 00:40:30,110 --> 00:40:34,950 16 YEARS OF PARENTING 846 00:40:34,950 --> 00:40:38,520 INTO THE FEW YEARS THAT YOU'RE ACTUALLY AROUND. 847 00:40:38,520 --> 00:40:40,020 AND THE TRUTH IS, 848 00:40:40,020 --> 00:40:43,890 YOU WERE JUST FINE BEFORE I CAME ALONG. 849 00:40:46,990 --> 00:40:50,030 I NEVER THOUGHT THAT I'D HAVE TO SAY THIS TO YOU, 850 00:40:50,030 --> 00:40:53,000 BUT THIS-- ALL THIS-- 851 00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:55,940 IS YOUR HOME. 852 00:40:55,940 --> 00:40:58,170 AND IT ALWAYS WILL BE. 853 00:40:58,170 --> 00:41:01,880 EVEN IF I ROB A FEW BANKS? 854 00:41:01,880 --> 00:41:04,910 EVEN IF. 855 00:41:04,910 --> 00:41:07,810 ( chuckles, murmurs ) 856 00:41:13,960 --> 00:41:16,960 ( clears throat ) 857 00:41:16,960 --> 00:41:18,790 WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? 858 00:41:18,790 --> 00:41:19,890 ( laughs ) 859 00:41:19,890 --> 00:41:21,200 I MEAN, COME ON! 860 00:41:21,200 --> 00:41:24,230 - ROUND, FLAT... - IT'S HARD. 861 00:41:24,230 --> 00:41:26,170 THIS MAKES NO SENSE TO ME WHATSOEVER. 862 00:41:26,170 --> 00:41:27,530 THEY DON'T MAKE IT EASY. 863 00:41:27,530 --> 00:41:29,130 NO. NO, HERE HERE. HERE, SHOW ME. 864 00:41:29,130 --> 00:41:30,680 SHOW ME, SHOW ME. 865 00:41:30,680 --> 00:41:32,180 - WHOO! - ( laughs ) 866 00:41:32,180 --> 00:41:33,980 - YOU CHOKE UP ON IT. - YEAH. 867 00:41:33,980 --> 00:41:36,980 ( continue chattering ) 868 00:41:38,680 --> 00:41:43,750 ♪ I KEEP WAITING ♪ 869 00:41:43,750 --> 00:41:45,890 ♪ FOR YOU ♪ 870 00:41:45,890 --> 00:41:47,890 ♪ FOR YOU. ♪